Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death

Summary

You are cordially invited to the greatest show this side of Tir Na Nog: Equasos Live! The Magnificent Equasos is back and better than ever! still here! Join him for an evening of jokes, leprechaun trampling, and of course singing the classics that you know and love, including: Mister, Dont You Poop on My Haypile, Please (Everybody) Get Funky Lets All Visit Equasoss Merchandise Table (Everybody) Get Funky (Reprise) Quit Hornin in While I Eat this Leprechauns Face And just wait til you see the new beefie he got to play the leprechaun. Hes such a hoot! Says his name is Ronan Boyle and hes on a mission to save his captain and clear his parents names, which is ridiculous because once you see him youll know he couldnt save his way out of a wet paper bag or clear the marker from a dry-erase board. Sweet kid, though. Lots of allergies. And he can scream and play dead better than any other gosh-darn wee person Ive ever seen.