Suburbia Made Me Do It by Ashley Fontainne audiobook

Suburbia Made Me Do It

By Ashley Fontainne
Read by Andrea Emmes

Spoken Realms 9798719404400

Unabridged

Format : Library CD (In Stock)
  • ISBN: 9798200714520

  • ISBN: 9798200714513

  • ISBN: 9798200714537

Runtime: 6.01 Hours
Category: Fiction/Humor
Audience: Adult
Language: English

Summary

Summary

Winner of an AudioFile Earphones Award

My name is Roxy Davenport—the epitome of a suburban housewife.

For over twenty-five years, I have based my entire life off the ancient, mental code of ethics passed down from previous generations that I secretly nicknamed The Suburbia Handbook.

High school sweethearts must marry and the wife is to stay at home and raise the children while the husband brings home the bacon. All married couples must procreate and raise, at a minimum, two and a half children, preferably staggered in ages by three years. A woman’s job as housewife is to maintain a pleasant, always spotless home for her family. Check. Housewives must service their husband’s needs when the man’s urges overtake him, no matter how tired, sick, in pain, or stressed the wife feels.

For over twenty years, I adhered to the strict rules—until now.

After a series of traumatic events, my life spirals out of control, destroying each and every archaic, foundational rule.

Except Rule Number Eleven: One must defend their family, no matter what. This rule trumps everything else, even if the defense comes in the form of bodily harm to another.

Or until death do us part.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“Narrator Andrea Emmes takes listeners on a wild ride of grief and misfortune, narrated with twisted humor…Emmes expertly delivers a melancholy tragedy of a scorned woman who is desperately trying to find a brighter side to it all. Listeners will hang on, as Roxy does, hoping for a happy ending. Winner of the AudioFile Earphones Award.” AudioFile

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Author

Author Bio: Ashley Fontainne

Author Bio: Ashley Fontainne

Ashley Fontainne, an award-winning and internationally bestselling author, is an avid reader of mostly the classics. Her favorite reads are stories that immerse the reader deep into the human psyche and the monsters lurking within. Her short thriller, Number Seventy-Five, won the bronze medal in fiction/suspense at the 2013 Readers’ Favorite International Book Awards and is in production for a feature film. Her paranormal thriller, The Lie, won the gold medal for fiction/suspense at the 2013 Illumination Book Awards and is also in production for a feature film entitled Foreseen. Her other books include Growl, Empty Shell, Whispered Pain, and Blood Ties: The Bonds Are Permanent, coauthored with her mother, Lillian Hansen

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Details

Details

Available Formats : CD, Library CD, MP3 CD
Category: Fiction/Humor
Runtime: 6.01
Audience: Adult
Language: English