Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine by Scott Dikkers audiobook

Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine

By Not Elon Musk
Read by James Adomian and Saskia Maarleveld

Grand Central Publishing, 12/Twelve 9781538764138

Unabridged

Format : Library CD (In Stock)
  • ISBN: 9781549176531

  • ISBN: 9781549176517

Runtime: 4.29 Hours
Category: Nonfiction/Humor
Audience: Adult
Language: English

Summary

Summary

Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space -- the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!

A landmark volume written by one of the great minds of our time, Not Elon Musk's Welcome to the Future explores such profound questions as: How will mankind travel through tubes? When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts? Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island? And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming Hair Transplant Wars? Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not Elon Musk explains in Welcome to the Future why Not Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“An inspired send-up.” Newsweek on Destined for Destiny

Reviews

Reviews

Author

Author Bio: Scott Dikkers

Author Bio: Scott Dikkers

Scott Dikkers is the founding editor of The Onion, the most popular satirical news outlet in the world. He's a comedy writer, speaker, comedian, and the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Write Funny series, selling nearly one million copies worldwide.

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Author Bio: Not Elon Musk

Author Bio: Not Elon Musk

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Details

Details

Available Formats : CD, Library CD
Category: Nonfiction/Humor
Runtime: 4.29
Audience: Adult
Language: English